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“So, like, when you ask somebody out, it’s a good idea to say, well, I’d like it be a date. I think it’d be great, we can go on this date, we can take a Polaroid camera, we can take pictures of each other, and, in case there’s a spark, I’ll bring my chapstick, so, so we might have something. In case there’s a spark, bring my chapstick, some smooching, just in case, I’m not presuming anything, say things like that, ‘cause it shows her what you have in mind.”

This guy is a genius.